Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.
OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT THEY DO TO EACH OTHER. LOOK AT HOW THEY MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH. I CAN IMAGINE THEM GETTING MARRIED AND GROWING OLD TOGETHER AND STILL MAKING EACH OTHER GIGGLE LIKE KIDS WHEN THEY’RE SEVENTY YEARS OLD. ;___;