silverrumrunner:

onlinewifey:

A coffee pot can be a coffee mug if you just don’t fucking care

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micdotcom:

Watch: 'Dear White People' may be the defining black move for millennials

“Dear white people: Breaking news – the amount of black friends required to not seem racist has now been raised to two. Sorry, your weed man Tyrone does not count.”

So begins the “concept trailer” for Dear White People, a biting independent satire written and directed by Justin Simien. The film premiered at this year’s Sundance Film Festival to rave reviews, a special jury award for breakthrough talent and, according to Vulture, “effusive praise” from audiences.

But its future was never certain, being an indie comedy that deals with the ever-volatile subject of American racial politics. That changed Wednesday, when Variety reported that Lionsgate and Roadside Attractions had “acquired all U.S. and Canadian rights” to the film.

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nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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unofficialsherlockian:

thewomanfromitaly:

outofstratford:

FIFTY SHADES OF GREY || OFFICIAL TRAILER

You’re fucking joking

This sounds just like twilight lololololololol

It looks like he’s going to turn into a terrible serial killer and eat her or some shit.

solarsisterss:

U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

knock knock

who’s there?

well it’s not your fucking parents because they don’t knock

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

sweet-words-of-horror:

attackofthepartycannon:

youcantfakeithardenoughtoplease:

I choked on my water.

la-la is the only one who notices wow

Jfc this is great

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

vashiane:

Natural Eye Color Chart

jacknoir:

u kno all the good urls are taken when

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botwoon:

au where all the money i have in video games gets transferred into my bank account


Deadpool taught Spiderman how to play poker when he heard that other heros where inviting him to their games so they would have an easy target. Spiderman now wins every game he plays.

Deadpool taught Spiderman how to play poker when he heard that other heros where inviting him to their games so they would have an easy target. Spiderman now wins every game he plays.

facts-i-just-made-up:

zarlizzard:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The new Iron Man Mark 66 armor from Avengers: Age of Ultron was revealed today!
As seen in this promotional figure by Character Options, the new suit does away with the red and gold, presumably because gold might choke Tony Stark’s respiratory systems due to its non-corrodibility. Similarly, the new armor is resistant to bullets, but can be pierced by gold arrows and ammunition. The new suit also controls smaller versions called “Starkomats” that can attack by feeding off enemy brainwaves.
Producers have also released the first images of Ultron and his sentinels:


Neat, yes, but can’t we just let these things be a surprise? Why always flooding the market and media with images beforehand?

"Forget it, Jake. It’s Comic-Con."

facts-i-just-made-up:

zarlizzard:

facts-i-just-made-up:

The new Iron Man Mark 66 armor from Avengers: Age of Ultron was revealed today!

As seen in this promotional figure by Character Options, the new suit does away with the red and gold, presumably because gold might choke Tony Stark’s respiratory systems due to its non-corrodibility. Similarly, the new armor is resistant to bullets, but can be pierced by gold arrows and ammunition. The new suit also controls smaller versions called “Starkomats” that can attack by feeding off enemy brainwaves.

Producers have also released the first images of Ultron and his sentinels:

Neat, yes, but can’t we just let these things be a surprise? Why always flooding the market and media with images beforehand?

"Forget it, Jake. It’s Comic-Con."