Captain America: The Winter Soldier Honest Trailer

PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

marilynhanson:

i’m not sure if this makes me want to sob or laugh but i am pissed that it didn’t happen, can someone write this fic for me

marilynhanson:

i’m not sure if this makes me want to sob or laugh but i am pissed that it didn’t happen, can someone write this fic for me

stormbornvalkyrie:

Oberyn was ever the viper. Deadly, dangerous, unpredictable. No man dared tread on him.

me at the bookstore
  • me: no
  • me: i can't have you
  • me: stop staring at me
  • me: i have five books at home i need to read
  • me: you're beautiful but i can't
  • me: don't do this to me
  • me: stop
  • book: but baby i want you
  • me: ....
  • me: *buys ten books*

shipsnamedenterprise:

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

thatfunnyblog:

i should not be laughing this hard

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

kbo-londondreamer:

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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Buying this if/when I or someone I know gets pregnant.

urtube:

Do parents not understand the concept of closing a door after leaving your room 

saucefactory:

stileslovesderek:

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OH MY GOD LOOK AT WHAT THEY DO TO EACH OTHER. LOOK AT HOW THEY MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH. I CAN IMAGINE THEM GETTING MARRIED AND GROWING OLD TOGETHER AND STILL MAKING EACH OTHER GIGGLE LIKE KIDS WHEN THEY’RE SEVENTY YEARS OLD. ;___;

  • Me when I get into a fandom: Oh. Oh, no. They’re hurting my favorite character. No!
  • Me when I’m a fannish veteran: HURT THEM. HURT THEM GOOD. KEEP HURTING THEM. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. *CRIES WHILE LAUGHING*